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~The Top 7 Morons/Funny~
thezman
05/28/05 at 02:35:16
  Bismillah

   [slm]
   (From the Daily Show).

1. "will the real dummy please stand up!"
    AT&T fired president John Walter after 9 months saying he lacked
   Intellectual leadership. He received a $26 Million severance package.
   Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking Intelligence.

2. "With a little help from our friends"
    Police from Oakland, California spent 2 hours attempting to subdue a
   gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing 10 gas
   canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in
   the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up!"

3. "What was Plan B?"
    An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced
   him to drive to 2 different ATM's, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to
   withdraw money from his own Bank Accounts.

4. "The Getaway"
     A man walked into a topika, Kansas Kwik-Stop, and asked for all the money
   in the cash register. Apparently the take was too small, so he tied up the
   store clerk, and worked the counter himself for 3 hours until police showed
   up and arrested him.

5. "Did I Say That?"
     Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't
   control himself during a lineup. When Detectives asked each man in the
   lineup to repeat the words,

   "give me all your money or i'll shoot!"

   the man shouted, "That Not What I Said."

6. "Are We Communicating?"
     A man spoke frantically into the phone,
   "my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
   
   "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked,

   "No!" the man shouted,  "this is her husband!"

7.  "Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed"
      In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to
    hold up a bank of america branch without a weapon.
    King used his thumb and index finger to simulate a gun, but failed to keep
    his hand in his pocket.

Fi Amanillah
Ziad...
 


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