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Job Evaluation Quotes/Hilarious
thezman
05/30/05 at 04:39:46
  Bismillah

   [slm]

  For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation, just remember, it could
 have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government
 Employee Performance Evaluations.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached Rock-Bottom,
    and has started to Dig!"

2. "I would not allow this employee to Breed!"

3. "This employee is really not so much of a 'Has-Been,'
    but more of a 'Definite Won't Be!"

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a Rat in a Trap!"

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has Delusions of Adequacy!"

7  "He sets low personal standards and then Consistently Fails to Achieve Them."

8. "This employee is Depriving a Village somewhere of an Idiot."

9. "The employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better!"

10. "A gross Ignoramus- 144 times worse than an ordinary Ignoramus."

11. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

12. "I would like to go hunting with him some time."

13. "He would argue with a Signpost."

14. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

15. "When his IQ Reaches 50, he should sell."

16. "A Photographic Memory, but with the Lens Cover Glued On."

17. "A Prime Candidate for Natural De-Selection."

18. "Donated his Brain to Science before he was done using it."

19. "He's got Two Brain Cells. One is lost and the other is out looking for it!"

20. "If you give him a Penny for his Thoughts, you don't get change."

21. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean!"

22. "Some Drink from the Fountain of Knowledge, he only Gargled!"

23. "Takes him Two Hours to watch 60 Minutes."

Fi Amanillah
Ziad.


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