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Fairies are Female
Kathy
06/12/05 at 08:47:52
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other, I will grant you each one wish.

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her wand and -abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old!!

The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots.... But fairies are......female. ;)
ha ha
jannah
06/12/05 at 13:28:04
that was a good one kathy

have a [] on me :)

wsalaam wrt
cuuuuuuute
Caraj
06/12/05 at 13:54:32
That was to cuta.
I already sent a copy of it to
my daughter-in-laws. :)
Oh!
Aadhil
06/12/05 at 20:08:05
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Think about this....

Fairies are female, Angels are male.....Fairies are fiction, and Angels are not :P

Thare hehe  []

'Ducks out of room....

[slm]
Angels
Barr
06/16/05 at 15:09:45
Assalamu'alaikum,

[quote]Fairies are female, Angels are male.....Fairies are fiction, and Angels are not [/quote]

Afwan... sorry to burst your bubble, akhi, but the angels are genderless.  :-*


Allahua'lam
06/16/05 at 15:10:46
Barr
Ok then....
Aadhil
06/16/05 at 16:12:38
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Well they appear in the male form anyway. How come no one else caught that?  :o :P

[slm]
?!?!?!!
Maliki-Sis
06/16/05 at 16:53:41
[quote] Well they appear in the male form anyway.[/quote]
and youre appearing in the female for(u)m!! :O

isnt this section for sisters only :(
LOL!
Lovin_Niqaab
06/19/05 at 17:33:16
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Like Barr said, Angels are genderless, and I do not believe there is such a thing as appearing in the "male form".

:-/ at the Fairy joke!!

What???
Aadhil
06/19/05 at 19:36:50
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Angel Gibreel appeared to the prophet as a man. Even when the angel appeared to Maryam, it was as a man. So what don't you believe about it?
:)
Lovin_Niqaab
06/19/05 at 20:52:59
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:D If you think of it that way, your right.
..-
theOriginal
06/20/05 at 04:59:43
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angels are whatever...but fairies can be male.  coz superman's a fairy. coz eric sermon told me so.

(ok ok i know, that's an unfair joke on an islamic forum...but i couldn't help myself)

wasalaam.


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