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thezman |
06/25/05 at 04:06:38 |
Bismillah [slm] 1. President Bush met with the President of South Korea. Things got off to an awkward start when President Bush asked, 'are you from the good Korea or the bad Korea?' (Conan O'Brien). 2. Bush is smart! I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, Cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him? (Jay Leno). 3. War continues with Iraq! They're calling it 'Operation Iraqi Freedom'. They were going to call it 'Operation Iraqi Liberation' until they realized it spells 'Oil' (Jay Leno). 4. 'Politics' 'poli' a latin word meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures' (Robin Williams). 5. Things aren't right! If a burgler breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you...For what? Restraint of Trade? (Bill Maher). Fi Amanillah Ziad. |
LOL |
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abdul_aziz |
06/26/05 at 03:25:15 |
[slm] I had a nice laugh reading those jokes :D. My personal favourite is the 3rd one. Keep em coming bro... [wlm] |
Cool |
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thezman |
06/26/05 at 10:30:17 |
Insha Allah bro, and thank you :) |
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