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thezman
06/25/05 at 04:06:38
  Bismillah

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1. President Bush met with the President of South Korea. Things got off to an
   awkward start when President Bush asked, 'are you from the good Korea
   or the bad Korea?' (Conan O'Brien).

2. Bush is smart! I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, Cause unlike
   Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal.
   Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on,
   wouldn't you believe him? (Jay Leno).

3. War continues with Iraq! They're calling it 'Operation Iraqi Freedom'.
   They were going to call it 'Operation Iraqi Liberation' until they realized
   it spells 'Oil' (Jay Leno).

4. 'Politics'
   'poli' a latin word meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures'
   (Robin Williams).

5. Things aren't right! If a burgler breaks into your home and you shoot him,
   he can sue you...For what? Restraint of Trade?
   (Bill Maher).

Fi Amanillah
Ziad.
LOL
abdul_aziz
06/26/05 at 03:25:15
[slm]

I had a nice laugh reading those jokes :D. My personal favourite is the 3rd one.
Keep em coming bro...



[wlm]
Cool
thezman
06/26/05 at 10:30:17

Insha Allah bro, and thank you  :)


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