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thezman
07/27/05 at 17:57:01
[slm] 1. on my first day in New York, a guy asked me if I knew where Central park was.    when I told him I didn't he said, 'then do you mind if I mug you here?    (Paul Merton) 2. What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of marriage    anniversaries? mere killing would be too light. (Mark Twain) 3. After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me,    'maybe life isn't for everyone.' (larry Brown) 4. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.    (Di-ck Cavett) 5. We had gay burglars the other night, they broke in and rearranged the    furniture (Robin Williams) 6. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze Pilots wore helmets    (Jerry Seinfeld) 7. First you forget names...then you forget faces...next, you forget to pull your    Zipper up...and finally, you forget to pull it down (George Burns)
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