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| abdul_aziz |
| 10/22/05 at 06:46:13 |
| [slm] Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people. Chickens: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Egotist: Someone who is usually 'me-deep' in conversation. Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Handkerchief: Cold Storage. Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O. J. trials were a prime example. Left Bank: what the robber did after his bag was full of loot. Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better. Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. [slm] |
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